Van Gogh’s Relatives

Going through boxes of old stuff of which a lot needs throwing away. Here’s one thing I found that I just had to post here. Enjoy. 

Van Gogh’s Relatives:

The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia:  U Gogh
The real obnoxious brother:  Please Gogh
The uncle who worked at the convenience store:  Stop N Gogh
The magician uncle:  Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who moved to Illinois: Chica Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico:  Ami Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach:  Wells Far Gogh
His ornithologist uncle:  Flamin Gogh
His nephew the Freudian psychoanalyst:  E. Gogh
His cousin who loved tropical fruit:  Mang Gogh
His niece who traveled around the US in a van:  Winnie Bay Gogh
His cousin, the rock star drummer:  Ring Gogh
His bouncy young nephew:  Poe Gogh
His other young nephew who loved small colored plastic blocks:  Leg Gogh
His cousin, the language therapist:  Ling Gogh

There ya Gogh!

Church Bulletin Bloopers

I have been posting hilarious church bulletin bloopers on another blog and wanted to share with you over here too… so I’ve pick a few that I particularly like.

You can read the entire set (3 posts) by visiting my other blog:
—> Can Do Mind Set

Here goes… hold on to your chair, some of these are literally laugh out loud funny.

 

Bertha Belch, a missionary form Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist.
Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

A Bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

 

Ha, ha, ha…
Remember, for the complete set of bloopers, see here: Can Do Mind Set